Harry Styles

Teacher: “This will be a partner project.”

My friend and I are like

Then the teacher goes “… but I will be assigning the pairs.”

So my friend and I are like

When my mom introduces me to some random adult I’ve never met before:

They say something like: “Oh my gosh, the last time I saw you, you were only about a foot tall!”

After they leave, I’m like:

Walking into the kitchen and suddenly finding your favourite food on the table

when my friends discover that i have gum

When you hear a teacher swear…

People who can buy anything they want.

That one person who always asks “are you two dating?”

and you both go;

When people compliment my blog

I love hide and seek, i’d always find everyone all quick and be like